ESRB Agent Sheet

Basics

n/a

• Items: Teehee Blend, Hoohoo Blend, Woohoo Blend, Small Coca-Cola, Trade Ban Declaration, Coconut, Beastball, Inn Coupon, Orange, Fall Rescue Badge
• Armor: HazMat Suit, Football Uniform, Garden-Variety Armor

Combat Stats

Field Stats

Strength: 4
Hand-Eye: 5
Platform: 3
Knowledge: 6
Clever: 3
Charisma: 4

• Unique: n/a
• Weight: 3

Attacks

• Basic Attack: Delivers a movie-stunt-style punch that clearly doesn't make contact with the target, but still somehow deals damage. The Agent won't be hurt by Spikiness, Electrification, etc.

Weapons

• Squirt Gun, Boxing Gloves, Fly Swatter, Flashlight, Tennis Racket, Tranquilizer Gun, Pea Shooter, Star Pointer, Budzooka, Peanut Popgun

Special Attacks

• Censor Violence~ Ailment: Disarm, VP: 3, Turns: 3, Target: One, Accuracy: 100%
  "Censors the target's actions, disabling their ability to use weapons for a while."
• Censor Substance Use~ Ailment: Embargo, VP: 3, Turns: 3, Target: One, Accuracy: 100%
  "Censors the target's actions, disabling their ability to use items for a while."
• Censor Witchcraft~ Ailment: Silence, VP: 3, Turns: 3, Target: One, Accuracy: 100%
  "Censors the target's actions, disabling their ability to use magic for a while."
• Police Thoughts~ Ailment: Psych Out, VP: 3, Turns: 3, Target: One, Accuracy: 100%
  "Censors the target's thoughts, disabling their ability to use psychic attacks for a while."
• Blind Censorship~ Ailment: Disarm OR Embargo OR Silence OR Psych Out, VP: 3, Turns: 3, Target: One, Accuracy: 100%
  "Quickly censors the target in a panic, disabling a random ability without respect to the situation."
• Safeguard~ Benefit: Safeguard, VP: 3, Turns: 3, Target: One
  "Uses legal shielding and misdirecting rhetoric to protect the target from harmful effects for a while."

Psychic Attacks

• None

Magical Attacks

• None

Information

An agent of the ESRB sent after the players in an attempt to correct their unruly behavior. They'll use somewhat jokey weapons along with various censorship abilities, but can be talked out of battle by convincing them that you'll keep things family-friendly. Of course, if you fail to uphold this promise, you may have even more of them on your tail later.