Universal Armor ~ Defense: 3 (also against Brain), HP: 60, Weight: 1
"Armor that even works on psychic attacks. It's very reliable."
Psionic Armor ~ Defense: 5 against Brain, HP: 50, Weight: 0
"A futuristic suit that focuses the mind for protection against psychic attacks. Other attacks are unaffected."
Spiked Armor ~ Defense: 2, HP: 40, Weight: 1, Benefit: Spiky
"Armor covered in nasty spikes that damage direct attackers. That's gotta hurt."
Animatronic Armor ~ Defense: 2, HP: 40, Weight: 1, Benefit: Electrified
"A futuristic suit that functions as light armor with the additional bonus of electrically shocking attackers."
Draco Armor ~ Defense: 10, HP: 100, Weight: 5, Armor (not wearer) takes +2 from Wyrmslayer, etc.
"Heavy wyvernskin armor that protects against most attacks, but takes extra damage from dragon-slaying abilities."
Bulletproof Vest ~ Defense: 1 (+5 against bullets), HP: 20, Weight: 0
"A vest composed of a para-aramid fiber designed to protect the wearer from the lethal impacts of contemporary bullets."
Football Uniform ~ Defense: 2, HP: 20, Weight: 1, Prevents Instant Death and critical hits
"Football gear designed to resist heavy impacts such as critical hits. The uniform's number is 42."
Ancient Armor ~ Defense: 5 (+5 against ancient Sheikah tech), HP: 80, Weight: 2
"Armor made from scavenged Guardian parts. It protects the wearer particularly well against their lasers and weapons."
Mandalorian Armor ~ Defense: 3 (+5 against lasers), HP: 90, Weight: 3, Treats lightsaber attacks as [/] instead of [X]
"Armor made from beskar, or Mandalorian steel. It resists lasers and even lightsabers, and has that cool Boba Fett look."
Full Body Condom ~ Defense: 50, HP: 50, Weight: 0
"A form of armor used by the Stickmen. It absorbs all damage until it breaks, but breaks instantly against [X] attacks."
Lo-Presh-A Smart Suit ~ Defense: 1, HP: 20, Weight: 0, Can be used to breathe in space or underwater
"A hi-tech space suit that keeps in the air. It can also be used underwater, but it doesn't resist water pressure."
Hi-Presh-A Smart Suit ~ Defense: 2, HP: 40, Weight: 2, Can be used to breathe underwater or in space
"A hi-tech deep sea diving suit that protects against water pressure. If it breaks, you'll drown and be crushed."
Lava-Proof Suit ~ Defense: 3, HP: 50, Weight: 3, Fire: x0, Wearer can survive in lava
"A hi-tech suit that lets the wearer survive in lava. This also means the wearer is immune to fire attacks."
HazMat Suit ~ Defense: 1, HP: 10, Weight: 0, Poison: x0, Wearer can breathe in toxic air
"An airtight 'hazardous materials' protection suit that prevents damage from poison attacks. It's a bit fragile as armor."
Rubber Chicken Suit ~ Defense: 1, HP: 5, Weight: 0, Thunder: x0
"A rubber chicken costume. If you wear it, you'll be immune to electrical attacks, but you'll look pretty ridiculous."
Beekeeper Suit ~ Defense: 1, HP: 5, Weight: 0, Wearer can walk through insect swarms unharmed
"A suit worn by beekeepers to keep the bees off the skin. It won't be much help against larger bug enemies in battle."
Bedclothes ~ Defense: 1, HP: 5, Weight: 0, Counts all sleep as comfortable
"A pillowy suit that's not much use as armor, but counts all sleeping quarters as comfortable while worn."
Advanced Knee Replacements ~ Defense: Long Fall, HP: 100, Weight: 0
"Aperture Science implants that prevent damage from Long Falls. They do not protect against battle damage."
Long Fall Boots ~ Defense: Long Fall, HP: Infinite, Weight: 0
"Aperture Science boots that prevent damage from Long Falls. They do not protect against battle damage."
Limb Enhancers ~ Defense: 1, HP: 100, Weight: 1, Wearer can fire a plasma ball for 5 damage, choose to count as flying indefinitely in battle or the field, and interface with Gem technology
"Robotic limbs given to Gems to correct their height. They can perform a variety of functions."
Shelephant Shell ~ Defense: 2, HP: 200, Weight: 1,
Earth: x0, Ice: x0, Water: x0, Wind: x0, Fire: x0, Thunder: x0, Poison: x0, Plant: x0
"The square, purple snail shell of a Shelephant. It's sturdy and grants immunity to all Elements."
Grate Armor ~ Defense: 2 (4 against Brain), HP: 42, Weight: 0
"Flimsy armor worn by Grate Oracles with the added bonus of providing them a source of grate-based psychic power."
