Grate Oracle Lewot Sheet

Basics

Stick: B
Other: E

Zigg: A
Hans: A
Yammy: A
Cheer: A
Mozzarella: A
Legacy: A
Magnus von Grapple 4.2: A

1) Strange Sack
--› 1) Grate Ring
--› 2) Thinking Cap
--› 3) Nevermeltice
--› 4) Leftovers
--› 5) Leftover Syrup
--› 6) Leftover Potion
--› 7) Focus Sash
--› 8) Focus Band
--› 9) Fertilizer
--›10) Cross-Pollinator
2) Strange Sack
--› 1) Life Ultra
--› 2) Life Ultra
--› 3) Life Ultra
--› 4) Life Ultra
--› 5) Life Ultra
--› 6) Life Ultra
--› 7) Life Ultra
--› 8) Life Ultra
--› 9) Life Ultra
--›10) Life Ultra
3) Strange Sack
--› 1) Grate
--› 2) Grate Armor
--› 3) Grate Armor
--› 4) Grate Armor
--› 5) Grate Armor
--› 6) Grate Armor
--› 7) Grate Armor
--› 8) Grate Armor
--› 9) Grate Armor
--›10) Grate Armor
4) Strange Sack
--› 1) Honey Shroom
--› 2) Jelly Ultra
--› 3) Jelly Ultra
--› 4) Jelly Ultra
--› 5) Jelly Ultra
--› 6) Jelly Ultra
--› 7) Jelly Ultra
--› 8) Jelly Ultra
--› 9) Jelly Ultra
--›10) Jelly Ultra
5) Strange Sack
--› 1) Penguin Suit
--› 2) Ice Flower
--› 3) Ice Flower
--› 4) Ice Flower
--› 5) Ice Flower
--› 6) Ice Flower
--› 7) Ice Flower
--› 8) Ice Flower
--› 9) Fire Flower
--›10) Super Leaf
6) Strange Sack
--› 1) Starshmallows
--› 2) Super Star
--› 3) Super Star
--› 4) Super Star
--› 5) Super Star
--› 6) Super Star
--› 7) Super Star
--› 8) Super Star
--› 9) Super Star
--›10) Super Star
7) Strange Sack
--› 1) Senzu Bean
--› 2) Senzu Bean
--› 3) Senzu Bean
--› 4) Senzu Bean
--› 5) Senzu Bean
--› 6) Senzu Bean
--› 7) Senzu Bean
--› 8) Senzu Bean
--› 9) Senzu Bean
--›10) Non-Dairy Creamer
8) Strange Sack
--› 1) Levity Gourmet Marshmallows (15/15)
--› 2) Large Coca-Cola
--› 3) Large Coca-Cola
--› 4) Large Coca-Cola
--› 5) Large Coca-Cola
--› 6) Large Coca-Cola
--› 7) Large Coca-Cola
--› 8) Large Coca-Cola
--› 9) Large Coca-Cola
--›10) Non-Dairy Creamer
9) Strange Sack
--› 1) Tea Party
--› 2) White Tea
--› 3) Molasses Tea
--› 4) Iced Tea
--› 5) Pizza Pie
--› 6) Pizza Slice
--› 7) Cheez-It Box
--› 8) Popcorn
--› 9) Lime Jarritos
--›10) Key Lime Pie
10) Strange Sack
--› 1) Card Pack
-----› 1) The Everlasting King
-----› 2) The Watcher
-----› 3) Spider
-----› 4) Kabbu
-----› 5) Kali
-----› 6) Mothiva
-----› 7) Zasp
-----› 8) Golden Seedling
-----› 9) Ironnail
-----›10) Numbnail
-----›11) Krawler
-----›12) Krawler
-----›13) Krawler
-----›14) Krawler
-----›15) Krawler
-----›16) Warden
-----›17) Warden
-----›18) Warden
-----›19) Warden
-----›20) Warden
-----›21) Haunted Cloth
-----›22) Haunted Cloth
-----›23) Haunted Cloth
-----›24) Haunted Cloth
-----›25) Haunted Cloth
-----›26) Ruffian
-----›27) Belostoss
-----›28) Zombeetle
-----›29) Bee-Boop
-----›30) Abomihoney
-----›31) Abomihoney
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--› 2) Useless Foam Square
--› 3) Ultra-Spicy Spray
--› 4) Porimode
--› 5) Ring
--› 6) Magnus von Grapple 4.2
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(-2 MP) Lazy Heart
(-4 MP) Super Shield
(-4 MP) Super Shield
(-3 MP) Impact Tremor
(-3 MP) Defend Charge
(-42 MP) Hoopy Frood

• Armor: Grate Armor (42/42)
• Money: None

Combat Stats

Field Stats

Strength: 3
Hand-Eye: 6
Platform: 9
Knowledge: 2
Clever: 3
Charisma: 1

• Unique: Can predict the future when aided by proximity to a grate.
• Weight: 4

Attacks

• AP: 0/14
• Basic Attack: Does a cannon ball on top of the target.

1) Bizarre Belt
--› 1) Towel (E)
--› 2) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
--› 3) Grate Shield
--› 4) Super Color Gun
2) Bizarre Belt
--› 1) Towel
--› 2) Towel
--› 3) Towel
--› 4) Towel
3) Bizarre Belt
--› 1) Towel
--› 2) Towel
--› 3) Towel
--› 4) Towel
4) Poké Belt
--› 1) Poké Ball (Zigg)
--› 2) Poké Ball (Hans)
--› 3) Poké Ball (Yammy)
--› 4) Poké Ball (Cheer)
--› 5) Poké Ball (Mozzarella)
--› 6) Poké Ball (Legacy)

Special Attacks

• Grate Attack~ Attack: x2 +2, VP: 2, Target: One, unspecified action (avoids Electrification, etc.)
  "A great attack."
• Spacetime Fabric~ Attack: x1 [/], VP: 3, Target: All, Weapon: Towel
  "Waves the towel to create a rift in spacetime that damages all opponents. Similar in effect to Quake Hammer."
• Towel Sling~ Attack: WBAP + Target's Weight, VP: 4, Target: Two, Weapon: Towel, Targets take damage from each other's Electrification, etc.
  "Wraps the towel around one foe and hurls them at another foe. Damage depends on the flung enemy's weight."
• Towel Strangle~ Attack: WBAP [X], VP: 3, Target: One, Weapon: Towel
  "A towel-based constriction technique specially designed for use against armored opponents."
• Hide~ Benefit: Shield, VP: 2, Turns: 3, Target: Self, Weapon: Towel
  "Hides from damage under the towel. If the weapon is stolen or the user Disarmed, the effect ends."
• Snowstorm~ Weather: Snow, VP: 5, Turns: 5
• Conduct~ VP: 0, Target: One, Controls target to make them perform one of their possible actions on target(s) of the controller's choice (doesn't use up controlled person's turn)
  (This ability is inherent to a Maestro and does not cost any AP, but is transferred to anyone who kills the current Maestro upon that kill)
  "Uses godly powers of narration to control an opponent to act in thy stead."

Psychic Attacks

• Grate Prediction~ VP: 1, Target: Self, Predicts and dodges all attacks for one turn (does not dodge healing, etc.)
  (Accuracy: 100% standing on a grate, 75% with a grate in battle, 25% if a grate is nowhere near)
  "Makes a psychic prediction about incoming attacks to dodge them. Prediction accuracy varies based on grates present."

Magical Attacks

• Elaice~ Attack: x2, MP: 2, Target: One, Element: Ice, Ailment: Freeze, Turns: 2, Chance: 25%

Information

This is my sheet as the Maestro of Arpeggio. I may use these stats to perform deus ex machinas, but also, taking after the plot of my unfinished Game Maker game Dr. Zeus's Green Eggs and Spam, the players may challenge me to battle in an attempt to usurp me as the Maestro, and if they legitimately win, they can then control everything that happens in the game. As this would clearly remove any real "game" elements from the game, it would most likely be done as an ultimate final battle to conclude it. I, Lewot, am a Grate Oracle (therefore my psychic abilities vary with my proximity to grates) and a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (hence the towels), as well as the Ice Element. My stats correspond to those of a normal player character who is maximally leveled up, but my mountains of items, full team of six Pokémon, personally-designed Magnus von Grapple vehicle, and so on make me a formidable opponent. I also get the obligatory boss bonus of immunity to Instant Death, and since I control the game world with my every word, unexpected events may suddenly turn the battle in my favor. Still, I could have been much stronger had I allowed my stats to exceed the player character maximums.